HAVN'T HEARD FROM THE OLE CHEREKEE BAT,FAY FOR A LONG TIME & WAS KINDA WONDERIN WHAT WAS UP. WELL, THE OLE GAL CALLED THIS MORNIN & COME TO FIND OUT SHE'S BEEN TRYIN TO CALL PEOPLE ON HER TV REMOTE. COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO ANSWER HER CALLS. FINALLY DICK ASKED HER WHY SHE WAS ALWAYS HOLDIN THAT TV REMOTE TO HER EAR. OF COURSE SHE WOULDN'T ADMIT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE PHONE. IF YA'LL KNOW OF A GOOD NURSING HOME, DICK MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN CHECKIN IT OUT FOR THE OLE CHEREKEE BAT
I don't know anyone in that picture -- I think you're trying to elect me to an office with votes from dead people. Funny thing is ... I'm not even running for an office! Nice try, though!
I'M THINKIN, ROSIE WOULD DRINK TO ANYTHING. YA KNOW THAT GIRL BAT HAS SOME THINGS CLEON IS A GOOD STRONG MAN TO BE ABLE TO TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF THAT GIRL BAT
Not mentioning any names but us caveboys have been know to pay a compliment to our ol'bats ever once in a while.
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.