Damn Hndg, You got the ol' bats coming out of the woodwork. Either it is your good looks or winning personality. Maybe it is just because you are such a cuddly like pup that they can't resist.
-- Edited by Jim S on Sunday 28th of November 2010 10:18:19 AM
Geeezzzs The ol dog takes a \short nap an his little ninga helper slips off on a date with some worthless rocker punk , an that Jim an Dale are still sleeping off all that turkey an pie they had yesterday anD >>WHAT HAPPENS !!!??? that REDheaded wanna be blond batty SLIPS/SNEAKS outta the cave !!! <<< an allready holding up for that cantankrus ROSIE BAT that still is playing hard to get Now there is two (as in 2) bats on the loose again hdg thinks that they are going to be trouble (sighh )the ol dog never gets any rest....BUTTT stay tuned it aint over till it over #$%^&* hdg
[spoiler]Whats all the comotion. Ya'll woke me up. I guess I'm up for the winter now!!! You caveboys and hound dog leave Rosie alone. You all know how lonely you would be if us bats really did hybernate this winter? Us bats need to find something to keep all of you busy.
Hey Jim Dale here is what to be on the look out for a LOW flying ?BOMDING batty blondy full of Turky scraps (guano) they are looking for some cave boy to unload on as they fly over head at low altuide (tree top level) hdg
Rosie - You and all the ol' bats have a great Turkey Day as well. Don't worry for a second about all your cousins that are making it all possible. They died for a noble cause. Keep smiling cause our forefathers could have tried bat instead of turkey.
Hndg - That is the thanks us guys get for putting all that work into upgrading the ol' bats cave for them. They don't want to use it cause they know they will have it flooded with guano before spring. We gotta concentrate on housebreaking them. Perhaps the operative word there is "break". I think your little Ninja friend might just be able to do just that. Pig Tails with a punch.
Boy yall should witness how the lil darling ninja takes them batties outta the sky with her lil beenie flipper.an It is awysume how she swings her lil bat PS check out the cute lil hairdo the batties think she is one of them until she get;s up close then (BAMMO WARP THUMP) lights OUT !!! damm the ol dog has trained her good. Jim Dale get ready to do some more >dragging by the hair< in the near future.hdg
Here Is hdgs NEW(little ninja recruite) to help put a quiettis to the blond batties .>whining/complaining/cantankrus/know it all/uppity/devious/sneaky/behind the back/kiniving/backstabbing/ did I mention sneaky ways of trying to (keep from hibertation) in the cute little cave That Dale Jim an hdg fixed up for them to enjoy all winter with the pink curtians an celing painted pink for their lil tonails (claws) to dig into, like good lil batties should. PS hdg;s lil ninja helper is BAD news for the blondy batties iffin they don;t shape up an get to behaving
OL Rosie Looked a little shocked when she finally realized she had been found by the ol patroll houn It will all be OK Rosie when you get settled in to the lil cave just trust hdg an everything will be hokey dorey,nighty night now an sleep tight an don't worry about the biting flees on you they will make great snakes during the winter as they grow up an you have a reserve supply of them..hdg
Did the storms keep you up, HD? Still snooping around @ 3am this morning? Go to the dog coop and take a nice little nap -- you'll be in your right mind when you wake up! Love that bat, by the way!!!!
See there Rosie (batty girl)how easy it was for the ol hdg to track you an your big pretty eyes down So quit being stubborn an fly on down into the lil cave with the rest of your blondy batty buddies an be a good girl until spring. An don't keep tiring out the ol dogs patients.hees getting old an needs a nap
oh Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie ROSIE rosie girl are you still not in the cute lil cave with the pink curtain on the front door what is it gonna take to make you happy maby a little pink paint sprayed on the celing where your lil hoofies hang onto it It is gonna get cold by thanksgiving an you need to be inside the cute lil homey.comfy cave huddled up next to the rest of them blond batties so you wont get cold damm the ol houn is just tooo kind to you batties hurry now girl an no lagging behind..hdg just got your best intrest at heart. so by by go goooo gooo now!!!! happy roosting /// see yall in the spring sunshine... hdg
Dale - If the ol' bats can't handle you and me, they don't stand a chance now that Hndg is back. He'll root them out no matter where they try to hide.Not only are they out-numbered, the are out-smarted to boot.
HEY HDG, GREATINGS OLE FRIEND. THE OLE BATS WERE REALLY MISSIN YA. LOOKS LIKE MONDAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WITH THE OLE HDG BACK. THE OLE BATS JUST AS WELL NOT SHOW UP ON HERE FOR A WHILE HEY JIM, I'M THINKIN WE CAN STEP BACK AWHILE WITH THE HDG IN CONTROL
Hndg - I think you got the ol' bats pegged, especially the hard-headed part. Wonder those blonde roots can grow in solid rock like it does. I think maybe that is why they are blonde. The color gets filtered out in the process. Cleon and Jack are looking for part time jobs for their ol' bats. Something to keep them busy since they aren't planning on hybernating this winter. If you hear of anything, be sure to let the guys know. Jack is getting Denise lined up with a job as Greeter at Walmart on the Graveyard Shift. I think Cleon is thinking more along the lines of something in Animal Control for Rosie. He figures she can use her bat radar to track down the strays. Orkin Al has offered to put them on as testers for his new Bat Exterminator as soon as he can find an insurance company that will cover his employees. Seems there is an occupational hazard associated with that line of work. Especially if you are an ol' bat.
Thanks Denise Hey Jim Dale do you guys get the feeling that Denise an Rosy are being a lil> uppy./stubborn/ rebellious/cantrankus/ hardheaded/ blondish/ crybabyish? about getting on down to the lil cold/dark.damp./stinky/beatiful winter cave or is it just hdgs imigination PS we could give a lil an add a cute little dirty ragged secondhand pink curtain over the entrance for them when they all get settled in (no stragglers) hdg is always looking out for them blondy batty girls damm hees a good ol houn, ...' stay tuned in for the rest of the story!!!!
Hey, Hounddog. It's good to hear from you. Thanks for the compliment, but my head doesn't rattle anymore. Sorry guys, but I won't be hybernating this winter. I'm suffering from insomnia. Ya'll have a wonderful Thanksgiving and make sure you eat too much!
Hndg - Glad you are here. Dale and I have all the ol' bats on the run except for that Rosie. She is a pretty persistant ol' bat. When Cleon gets her another job for her days off we will probably be hearing a lot less from her. Granny Denise pops in every once in a while but I think all the other ol' bats have headed for the cave. Leave it to the blonde bats to have trouble figuring out hybernation.
Thanks Rosie PS you are allready headed for the cave (RIGHT ) Don't forget to take THEM OUTHER BATTIES.> Chris the wannabee blondie/the cherokee/an That rattlehead BLONDIE Denise granny person with you !! So the ol dog don't have to get upset hees pretty cute an adorabale iffin no one as in NO 1 steps on his ol arthuritis tale . yall have fun NOW in the lil DARK cave OK ..hdg
the ol hon is checking on the dung dropping bats to see what they have been up to an see what kinda gossip they have been spreading about the ol dog an his caveboy buddies well it don't look good for them blondy/redheadded/cherokee.dung blowing lil darlings so i reckon that the oldog is gonna have to step in an FIX that So (BLONDIES/Red headed wanny be Blondies an the Cherokee.you all had better be heading to the cave before hdg gets anymore upset with all the cute lol schennagons yall have been getting away with hdg is gonna take a short nap now an recheck later.heed the warnings hdg