Gees Dale it sounds like Barb still likes you a little bit You could of got that knot tyed a little lower an been a >unic < before you ever figured out how to get it untied you might outta be a lil nicer to that gal hdg
WELL, I TOLD YA'LL ABOUT MY GIFT FROM BARBIE & HER COMIN OUT WITH NOTHIN ON BUT A BIG RED BOW. WELL IT TOOK THIS OLE MAN 45 MIN. TO AN HOUR TO GET THAT BOW UNTIED. FINALLY GOT IT UNTIED, STOOD BACK, LOOKED AT BARBIE, LOOKED AT THE BOW & I SAID WHAT THE H--- AM I GONNA DO WITH A BIG RED BOW. WELL YA'LL KNOW MY BARBIE. SHE SAYS NO HONEY, I'M THE GIFT. WELL I'M LOOKIN AROUND UNDER THE TREE & BARBIE SAYS HONEY, WHAT ARE YA DOIN. I SHOULDN'T OF WENT THERE, BUT I SAYS, THERE MUST BE ANOTHER GIFT, LIKE AN IRON. NOT GOOD, I SPENT THE NEXT HOUR GETTIN THAT BOW UNTIED AGAIN. A LITTLE HARDER THIS TIME, CAUSE I COULDN'T HARDELY BREATH OR SWALLOW. THAT WOMAN MUST HAVE BEEN A BOYS SCOUT WHEN SHE WAS A YOUNGSTER, SHE CAN REALLY TIE A KNOT
You could of got that knot tyed a little lower an been a >unic 
< before you ever figured out how to get it untied 
you might outta be a lil nicer to that gal 
hdg