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Topic: Our Own Orkin Al Does It Again

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RE: Our Own Orkin Al Does It Again

NO WORRY HDG, DICK HAS A LOT YEARS IN TRAINING THIS ONE. I'VE KNOWN HER FOR MANY MANY YEARS. SHE'LL COME ON LIKE SHE'S GONNA ATTACK AND SCALP, BUT WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT, SHE'S AS SWEET AS A DAIRYQWEEN SNICKERS ICE CREAM BLIZZARD. NO WORRY, NO WORRY.

WONDER WHY JIM"S HIDIN OUT ON THIS ONE. JIM, YOU KNOW SOMETHIN THAT I DON'T. NO WORRY, NO WORRYno


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DALE L CAREY SR.
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UUUUHHHH UUUUHHH NO NO NO Dale ol hdg went with a full cherokee verr pretty doll with long black hair an a body to kill for yawn years ago for about 2 1/2 years, she even came all the way from KC Mo. to Ava Mo, one weekend an caught me with a BLONDIE in the ol bar between Ava an Mansfield hmm it was NOT a good night bleh boy was she on the WAR PATH,Piss-d big time furious I missed a couple weeks work before I went back to KC MO. had to even find a new job over that one blankstare I never ever ever went to try an find that cherokee again confuse,an yes I wound up marring that BLONDIE in the bar love an alcyhol don;t MIX,damm what a mistake confuse hmm ashamed doh It took ol hdg about 10 years to even get involed again after that one ashamed hdg is hardheaded but he don;t forget hmm be verry verry careful about piss-ng off them cherokee gals,furious they hunt hair (SCALPES) ol hdg will just stay hid  during the war an cold weather he don't forget confuse ashamed that is my story an Im sticking with IT,biggrin smile yawn ,,hdg

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HEY, HEY HDG, NO WORRY LITTLE PUPPY DOGno THAT OLE CHEROKEE BAT IS SO BUSY WITH THOSE BABY BATS THAT SHE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR WARPATHnono I MIGHT JUST SHAVE MY HEAD JUST IN CASEconfuse HDG, COME ON OUT AND PLAYplease.gif I'M A TELLIN YA IT'S SAFEw00t.gif

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ashamed Ol hdg is gonna be quiet on this one an his hair slicked back an his ol tail hung lowlow down biggrin Iffin that cherokee Bat goes on thee WAR path there may be a couple white cave boys with a lot less hair on top confuse I think Custer called it SCALPING doh hdg going to get in his lil ol dog house NOW for a couple days an let things cool off biggrin hdg hiding nowconfuse

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I'M THINKIN OLE DICK IS DEFINATELY LIKIN TO GO TO HIS JOB LATELYsprint.gifWOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE DOESN'T PUT IN SOME OVERTIME OR EVEN FIND A PART TIME JOBidea.gif I'M THINKIN THOSE LITTLE BATS REALLY GROW FAST AND COULD BE OUT ON THEIR OWN BEFORE YA KNOW ITwink.gif IF THE OLE CHEROKEE MAMA BAT DON'T GIVE US AN UPDATE SOON ON HOW THE LITTLE BATS ARE DOIN, I'LL GIVE DICK A CALLphonecall.gif

-- Edited by DALE on Monday 31st of January 2011 05:13:02 PM

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DALE L CAREY SR.
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Ol Dick will be suckin' "hind tit" for sure with that hungry brood around. The ol' Cherokee bat will be looking for the reservation to call out ther reserves. She don't know that the reservation is not where the reserves hang out.



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DICK TOLD ME THE OLE CHEROKEE IS BREAST FEEDIN FOR SURE. SHE'S A TOUGH OLE BATblankstare WELL THERE'S TWO A THOSE LITTLE CHEROKEE BATS NOWjawdrop.gif CAN YA IMAGINE HAVIN FIVEno WHAT A GIRLwink I CAN SURE UNDERSTAND NOW WHY SHE DON'T GIVE US A POSThmm

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-- Edited by DALE on Monday 31st of January 2011 08:53:07 AM

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I'm thinking anything Fay sticks in that kids mouth is going to come back a nub. Hope she isn't breast feeding.

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OH MY, MY, DICK AND THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT SURE MADE SOME CUTE LITTLE CHEROKEE BATSwink I'M THINKIN THAT ONES HUNGRY FOR SUREconfuse CHEROKEE MAMA BAT, FEED THAT KIDbleh

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Little Cherokee bats???? Will they dance around the camp fire or hover over it catching bugs? They won't want to play cowboy and indians cause, if they are like the other bats, they will get scalped. 

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Dale, The other day you made a statement that you should keep your mouth shut, Well I agree with you, because every time you open your mouth the only thing that comes out is BAT GUANA!!! Thats what Ive got to say and Im sticking with it.

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AL IS SURE DEDICATED ON RIDDING THE WORLD OF THOSE PESTY OLE BATS, BUT IT'S QUITE A CHALLENGE CONSIDERING HOW FAST THEY MULTIPLY.

I TALKED TO CAVEBOY DICK YESTERDAY AND I'M THINKIN THAT I UNDERSTOOD HIM TO SAY THE OLE CHEROKEE BAT IS DUE TO HAVE LITTLE BATS ANY DAYconfuse I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS IN THAT WAYno MAYBE WHY SHE STAYS HIDblankstare MY, MY AND AT HER AGEdisbelief 


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Orkin Al was just featured on the local news describing his newest invention, the Patented Bat Radar Jammer. The jammer works in conjunction with his patented Bat Pulvilizer by disabling the bat's radar system and guiding them to their fate.

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