WELL OLE CHEROKEE BAT, TO BE TRUTHFULL WITH YA'LL, WE'VE BEEN SMOKIN OUR DRINK AND I'M TELLIN YA IT'S RATHER HARD TO KEEP IT LIT FORTUNATELY THERE'S ENOUGH ALCHOHOL CONTENT TO KEEP IT BURNIN
NOW OLE BAT DENISE, JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, WE REALLY DIDN'T MARRY YOU OLE BATS, WE LET YOU MARRY US THAT'S MY STORY
Hndg - The only thing innocent about our ol' bats is their brains. That is pure virgin territory. Never been used, abused, or taken out in the light of day.
Boys is this the looks of Sweet innoncents an this is after all the makeup they plaster on in the morning An they are trying to play sweet an innoncent !? yea right * Hdg just some how don't completly believe them batty blondys are all that trustworthy when they sweetly smile an say we are so sweet an innoncent ol hdg is still sniffing the breezes for trouble 24/7
The caveboys say something nice and then all we do is thank them for it. Then we get a ration of caveboy poop and them thinking we've got something up our bat wings. I think your right Denise they have to be paranoid, either that or they been sniffing to much caveboy poop.
Guys - If us caveboys have one fault, it is that we are just too trusting. We trusted the dinosaurs and you see what that got us but you also saw the end result, they became extinct before they could make us that way. Ain't no pea-brained annamules going to out smart us and the ol' bats don't even stand a chance. They can hang around on the ceiling of the cave and plot all they want. They are doomed. Pretty soon, the only place you are going to see an ol' bat is in a museum. Come to think of it, most of them would be right at home there now. Antique relics that they are.
Hey guys after the ol hdg thought a lil about it He is pretty shure that them (battie blondies) are the culpters that dropped that (BLOND thinking) young houn bitch off on hdg yesterday they were trying to get the ol houn preoccupied tied down or up whatever so he would not be SMELLING out their newest stinky plans for revenge well sorry batties but the ol hdg didn't fall for it It was not a bad night just not something the ol hdg wanted for long time commintment, been there done that he will be even more alert for the next few days so fly hi verry HIGH an careful around over the ol dog an NO dropping of guano bombs they just stink up hdgs yard
THEY'RE REALLY NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO BE ANY REAL THREAT AFTER ALL, THEY'RE ALMOST AS INTELLIGENT AS THE ROCK THEY HANG FROMWE MAKE A FEW HAPPY VALENTINE REMARKS AND WHAT DO WE GET IN RETURN, DECEIVING LIES NO WORRY BOYS
Jim Dale you boys had better hold on to your old areses That just ain't normal for them batties to be this (NICE polite) they are planning/plotting/hatching up something/ we better keep the ol eyes an ears tuned in for trouble the ol hdg has got his ol nose in the wind for any strange smells from them batties their plans usually has a strong smell (STiNK) to them may be a LOOOONG week hdg
Damn guys, the last time the ol' bats were this nice to us was just before the Christmas that never happened. You guys remember the sexy lil' red convertibles that never showed up under the tree. Someone sabatoged Santa and I'm makin' book on whose to blame. If it looks like quano, smells like quano and sticks to the floor of the cave, I'm betting an ol' bat is involved. They can't be trusted. Has something to do with those pointed lil' ears.
FORTUNATELY THERE'S ENOUGH ALCHOHOL CONTENT TO KEEP IT BURNIN
THAT'S MY STORY
when they sweetly smile 
an say we are so sweet an innoncent 
ol hdg is still sniffing the breezes for trouble 24/7
I REALLY THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW A CAVEBOY DUMPED
OLE BAT GAL DENISE'S LAST REMARK WAS ABOUT AS INTELLIGENT AS THE ROCK SHE HANGS FROM
they were trying to get the ol houn preoccupied tied down or up whatever so he would not be SMELLING out their newest stinky plans for revenge 
he will be even more alert for the next few days so fly hi verry HIGH an careful around over the ol dog an NO dropping of guano bombs 
they just stink up hdgs yard
WE MAKE A FEW HAPPY VALENTINE REMARKS AND WHAT DO WE GET IN RETURN, DECEIVING LIES
NO WORRY BOYS
