THAT WOULD KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, WALKIN INTO WALMART & BE GREETED BY OLE BAT DENISE
CLEON'S COMMIN DOWN TOMORROW. I'LL TALK TO HIM AGAIN ABOUT A WEEKEND JOB FOR ROSIE. I'M THINKIN YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE ROCKS AT BOTH ENDS. THAT GIRL IS BLONDE, BLONDE, BLONDE
Come to think of it, I believe Jack planted the idea in Cleon's head first. He sure figured out a way to keep his ol' bat off the computer. Work her until she drops. I heard she is working the graveyard shift as a Greeter at Walmart.
Great idea Dale. Now Rosie will have rocks at both ends. You know if Rosie starts working 7 days a week she's not going to need any stinking cushion anyway and as far as Cleon not thinking about it, where do you think I got the idea.
HOPE YA WANT EM FIRM. THOUGHT I'D FILL EM WITH ROCKS. DO YA'LL WANT SMALL OR BIG ONES. THOUGHT ROCK FILLED CUSHIONS WOULD KEEP YA MOVIN AROUND WHILE YOU'RE RIDIN & WOULDN'T LET YA GET SO DARN STIFF ON LONG TRIPS.
OH, I'LL GIVE CLEON A CALL ABOUT 7 DAYS A WEEK WORK. GOOD IDEA JIM
Shhh -- don't tell Cleon that -- he will have me working those 7 days for sure! Glad he doesn't know about this site! Dale -- you got your sewing machine out to start working on our cushions? Shall I put in my wants now? I'd like them to be ...
Thanks Dale. Rosie has it too cushy anyway. That Cleon is a great guy but he spoils her rotten. There is no reason she couldn't be working 7 days a week like a good ol' bat should.
I'm pretty sure if you find Rosies cushions it would be somewhere near there. I used to keep it in my pocket and only took it out on special occasions but dern if I didn't screw up and wear the pants with the hole in the pocket.
Darn Dale are you responsible for everything down there? If you lose something, no problem, just blame Dale. I seem to have misplaced my youth. Do you happen to have it?
[spoiler]Where is that old dog anyway? You guys are gonna need all the help you can get. Did he ever find his way over here? That just might be askin to much of a caveboy hounddog.
HEY ROSIE, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT CUSHIONS YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT & DENISE, DOES JACK KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE WORKIN. HEY CHRISY, GOOD TO HAVE YA BACK. YOU'RE NO REAL THREAT. WE HAVN'T EVEN HAD TO CALL THE OLE HDG BACK YET
Watch it Dale, I think the ol' bats are circling for the kill. Little do they know that Orkin Al has spent all summer perfecting his patented Bat Pulvilizer and is dieing for a chance to put it to the test. Once he does, he won't be the one who is dieing. He found out that if he baits it with road kill **** roaches, the ol' bats can't resist diving in for a bite.
Hello all you bad wittow caveboys. We cute little bats are just sitting back letting you guys think you have everything under control. Ya better watch your backs though. Ya never know when we will strike!!
Dale, my friend - there's so much I could say right now about the paragraph below, but I'll be a good little bat. You kind of left yourself wide open with that! You have the cushions to our trike in your possession and I really don't want anything to happen to "my" cushion! No eject buttons, no dynamite, no thorns, etc.
-- Edited by Rosie on Sunday 14th of November 2010 09:03:28 AM
I NEW OLE BAT CRITTOR WOULD SHOW UP. LARRY DON'T HAVE HER UNDER CONTROL LIKE GOOD OLE JACK DOES HIS OLE BAT DENISE. CLEON MIGHT HAVE OLE BAT ROSIE IN LINE AFTER THE CLUBIN SHE JUST GOT & DRAGED BACK TO THE CAVE BY HER HAIR. YA GOTTA KNOW, THAT'S HARD ON A CAVE MAN A DRAGIN THOSE OLE BATS. I NORMALLY CALL BARB TO THE CAVE, THEN CLUB HER. NO DRAGIN, JUST LET HER LAY THERE TILL SHE WAKES UP.
Welcome Back Crittor, Winter's coming and some ol' bats aren't real good about hybernating on time so us guys have to try to keep them in line. Gives us something to do when it is cold outside. You know some people consider the bat an endangered species. Imagine that, us caveboys don't have to do anything and Mother Nature takes care of our problems for us.Course, Cleon and Jack may have to go back to clubbing their own dinner.Sure is quiet around here without Granny's input.
I see nothing has changed the whole time I wasn't on the net. The cave boys are still floppin their jaws trying to get the bats to spar with them cause their bored. What would they do with out us. They'd go bats!!
Cleon and Jack both know how to handle their ol' bats. Put them to work. Idle hands, or in their case bat wings, get into all kinds of mischief. Jack even has his ol' bat keeping her yap shut. That is probably the biggest accomplishment of the decade, maybe the century. Nothing like a bat flapping her lips. Especially since bats don't have lips. They've just got those pointed little teeth they use to munch on hard-shelled bugs.
WELL CLEON SURE TOOK CARE OF THAT OLE BAT. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA TALK BACK TO THE CAVE BOYS. DO YA NOTICE JACK HAS OLE BAT DENISE UNDER CONTROL. YA DON'T SEE ANY FEED BACK FROM THAT OLE BAT WORKIN GIRL. THANKS CLEON & WAY TO GO JACK
You cave boys getting "ole timers"? -- you've already used the swatter theory and us girls shot ya down with it! Can't come up with anything new? What do cave boys become when they get old? Old cavemen!
-- Edited by Rosie on Friday 12th of November 2010 09:42:42 AM
OH, WHAT A RELIEF. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE OLE BATS CAN'T WIN FOR NOTHIN THAT LOOKED KINDA LIKE OLE BAT FAY THE SWATTER GOT HARD TO SAY, THEY ALL LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE
