I don't know. He has the gift that keeps on giving. Least that is what Denise says.I know he sure keeps a smile on her face. Maybe she spends a lot of time sitting on his lap.
Dale - I m not sure what is up with that. Everytime I went outside to smoke I kept checking the parking lot for a red convertible with a big bow on it but it didn't materialize. Think maybe Hndg was right about Santa??? If I hadn't seen him with my own eyes last night, I would be wondering but then I didn't see a sleigh with reindeer either so maybe Santa had to drive my new convertible back home. I ain't given up on him yet.
HEY HDG, WE SURE DID MISS YA. THE ONLY OLE BAT THAT CAME THROUGH WITH A GIFT FOR US WAS SWEET BAT CHRIS. SHE TALKS TOUGH, BUT THE SWEET WONDERFULL LITTLE GAL ALWAYS COMES THROUGH. I FORGOT SWEET BAT ROSIE CAME THROUGH WITH HER EVER FAMOUS APPLE PIE. I'M THINKIN THE REST ARE SENDING OUR GIFTS. BE WATCHIN FOR THE UPS MAN OR MAYBE EVEN A BRINKS ARMORED TRUCK
Da_MM there really is a SANTACLAUSE Thanks Crittor an all you beatiful/sweet/pretty/sexy/lovely/smart/sweet smelling/lil darling battys for the great >>christmas present << hdg LOVES it an has allready got it hung up in the doghouse It was hand delivered by that sweet batty Denise an santa Jack she also brought some great noodles an a lot of sweets yummy good, I really enjoyed their visit ,hdg was gonna attend the christmas party but had to entertain all his lost local rif raff gun trading buddies for the evening they stayed until about 7;30 or later but a lot of trading got done I think ?? , PS hdg is happy now to know santa reall is real an maby the batties can stay outta the cave for a few more days hdg
"No Santa Clause" that has to be some kind of conspiracy plot hatched up by a bunch of liberals that don't believe in motherhood, the flag or Rosie's Apple Pie. Don't listen to them Hndg. They are just trying to convince people not to summit wish lists so they can get their own wishes at the top of Santa's list. Stick with Dale and I on this one. We re going to be hauling in the loot at the Christmas Party on the 18th just to get things started. Those sweet young bats are going to need big U-Haul trucks to haul in all our presents they are going to adorn us with. I'm even concerned that Santa Jack might get a hernia from just trying to lift them all.
-- Edited by Jim S on Thursday 16th of December 2010 01:16:10 PM
HEY HDG, I'M TELLIN YA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUSE. I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD TELL YA THERE ISN'T. REALLY, REALLY, SANTA'S FOR REAL & OUR SWEET LITTLE BAT HONEYS ARE HIS HELPERS FOR SURE & THEY'RE GONNA SURPRISE THE HDG WITH LOTS A GIFTS, CUZZ YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD WITTOW PUPPY. HOPE YOU'RE GONNA BE AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY IN AVA SATURDAY. I HEARD SWEET LITTLE CHRIS BAT HAS SOMETHIN SPECIAL FOR THE HDG. YUP, YUP!!
BAAA HUMBUG HDG just found out tday that thers is not as in isin;t >>NO DAMM SANTACLAUSE <<and NO presente were ever going to be to hdg from the batties delivered by NO NAME SANTACLAUSE so HUMBUB an >>BACK TO THE CAVE<<f0r all them scheming/story telling/sneaky/ batties an hdg is on his way back to wallyworld an returning all their cute/expensive/adoreable/highdollar/wonderful/presents an no as in NO there will be No pink celings or pretty pink curtains in the stinky/cold/dreary/damp/dark/snaky/musky smelling/ cave for you batties this christmas humbug Da_m what a letdown for the ol dog>> NO SANTACLAUSE << but just think of all the MONEY I have now to spend on ol hdg himself yippppiiieee
I love this one an would like for the DR to run for president Splinters in her Crotch A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, theyturned me down." GOD BLESS AMERICA Poor baby no romping in the park for a few days hdg
WHAT A BUMMER THEY KNOW IT'S A HARD DEAL FOR US TO BEND DOWN & PLUG THAT BACK IN MAYBE THE BAT GALS WILL GET YA A KNEW BOTTLE FOR CHRISTMAS I'M THINKIN OUR SWEET LITTLE CHRIS BAT'LL COME THROUGH SHE MAKES OUT TO BE SO TOUGH, BUT SHE'S SO DARN SWEET & LOVEABLE YUP, WE CAN COUNT ON THAT BAT GIRL FOR SURE
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
PUBLIC NOTICE: "Please be advised... I am sick of receiving questions and phone calls about ol houndog I have mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back fence, 6 illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, 4 stupid Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators wanting me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt cracks, 8 customer service people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME...
THE hdg IS NOT FOR SALE !!!" heads up batties time to hit the shopping malls hdg is getting old an short on presents
Da_M cumputer Y"all would thint that a smart intellegent hounddog like hdg would check on the (SPELLING mistakes ) that his .>old COMPUTER makes</ before he lets it do its posting.,it may be getting time for a update to a smarter one..hdg
Thanks Dale for the kind words for Jim an hdg PS and ain"T it great that the sweet/sexy/wonderful/charming/cute batties are wanting to start using our pictures to show the world how GREEEAATTT we are,That shute is sweet of them awww \ hdg so proud of all them
NOW THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR ANY OF YOU SWEET, WONDERFULL LITTLE BAT GALS. HDG WAS JUST TRYIN TO RELIEVE A LITTLE STRESS, KNOWING HOW SHOPPIN FOR US WITTOW CAVE BOYS & GETTING JUST THE RIGHT GIFT COULD BE QUITE STRESSFULL. THAT GUY IS ALWAYS THINKIN HOW HE CAN HELP YOU SWEET BAT GALS OUT. WHAT A GUY
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair,given that you're blind, that you know five things:
1. The bartender is blonde, and has a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman, with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times hdg JUST HAD to relieve a lil stress here
Hey Dale when is that Jim getting back home we have a grave problen here an may need some help .Did you read sweet Rosies post about trying to drum up some batty support ? We got to keep her off that STRAWBERRY snapps as she said she had while in Florida BUT called it sttrawberry shortcake,,yyea right Rosie beatiful Rosie getts a lil wacky an outta controll on that BADDD stuff shure hope she comes back down quick so she can get back to christmas shopping with that beatiful Denise lady for us or we may be hurting for presents the rest of them sewwt/lovely lil darling batties seem to be on strike of unemployment or something hdg is feeling a lil low here hdg gone now
OH DENISE, YOU SWEET, LOVEABLE LITTLE BAT GIRL. IT'S SO GOOD THAT YOU INCLUDED YOURSELF. HDG, JIM, & MYSELF HAVE BEEN MISSING YOUR SWEET LITTLE PRESENTS, I MEAN PRESENCE SURE HOPE SOME OF YOUR LOVELY BAT GAL FRIENDS RESPOND TO BE INCLUDED IN GETTING GIFTS FOR US GOOD WITTOW CAVE BOYS. YA'LL SURELY KNOW WE WORSHIP THE AIR YOU FLY IN
IT'LL SURE BE GOOD TO HAVE SWEET, SWEET ROSIE BACK SOON. SHE'LL BE REALLY SWEET AFTER EATING ALL THAT STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. HOPE SHE'S GETTING HER GIFT SHOPPIN DONE FOR US VERY GOOD WITTOW CAVE BOYS
Hey Dale we got another one of them sweet/sexy/skinny/loveable/blondish/beatiful/caring/loves to buy presents batties on the string , just lay it on thick pard an I think we are gaining on this one she is just playing hard a-s or (hard ball) pardon the hard as- expression hdg just hit some wrong keys sorry sweet lil Denise ..hdg
I agree with Rosie. All you Caveboy baddies are full of sh--! Please boys don't hold your breath waiting for gifts from us beautiful, skinny,sexy and whatever else Hdg. said. You might hold your breath so long that you might croak. Then we wouldn't have anyone to pick on us. Love you guys!!
I hear Rosie and Cleon are having fresh - just outta the field- strawberry shortcake tonight for supper. I heard they had fresh sweet corn last night. Gosh - they sure are lucky! Too bad they're leaving in the AM to come home ...
HEY HDG, I'M THINKIN THEM SWEET, CUTE, SPECIAL, BEAUTIFUL BAT GALS ARE ALL OUT SHOPPIN FOR US & I HEARD JIM WENT WITH SWEET BAT LADY SHOPPIN TO MAKE SURE SHE GOT THE PERFECT GIFTS. I'M WANDERIN IF SWEET BAT ROSIE DIDN'T GET FROZE OUT DOWN IN FLORIDA. THAT COLD FRONT DIPPED WAY DOWN THERE. HOPE THEY PACKED THE LONG JOHNS, FOR SURE. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WE'RE GETTIN FROM THEM LOVEABLE LITTLE BAT GALS. GONNA BE GREAT, I'M SURE
HI there lil sweet/loveable/skinny/charming/cute/sexy/lil bat gal that is enjoyng her well deserved vacation from all the hard work she was doing out on the ol lonely ranch.. PS Dale come on bud an help hdg lay it on thick before Rosie spends any more of OR christmas presents money down there in Florida fluffing off an enjoying the sunny warm weather PS NUMBER TWO AS IN (2) DALE WHERE IS ALL THEM OUTHER pretty/sweet/lovebale/beatiful/charming/sexy/skinny/cute/adorable/smart/charming lil darlings/// CRITTOR/CHEROKEE/DENISE/SUNSHINE SUE / MAW/AN EVEN THE LADY / AN ALL THE REST /// don't they know we are expecting big things from them for christmas hdg loves all them sweet batties that is happy to spend$$ on hdgs
HEY ROSIE, YOU'RE ON VACATION IN FLORIDA. DON'T BE BOTHERED WITH THE FORUM TALK. DID YA GET A CHANCE TO DO ANY SHOPPING FOR THE HDG, JIM & I YET. YA KNOW WE'RE VERY DESERVING THIS YEAR
HEY HDG, YA'LL JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT A GREAT, SWEET, ACOMMODATING BAT GAL ROSIE REALLY IS. LISTEN UP. SHE WENT TO THE DENTIST THURSDAY & HAD ALL HER TEETH FILLED & THE DENTIST TOLD HER SHE WAS THE BEST PATIENT HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED. THE DENTIST COULDN'T GET OVER HOW MUCH ROOM HE HAD TO WORK IN SHE'S JUST THE BEST, AS ALL OUR SWEET BAT GALS ARE
,hdg was gonna attend the christmas party but had to entertain all his lost local rif raff gun trading buddies for the evening they stayed until about 7;30 or later but a lot of trading got done I think 
?? , PS hdg is happy now to know santa reall is real 
an maby the batties can stay outta the cave for a few more days 
I'M THINKIN OUR SWEET LITTLE CHRIS BAT'LL COME THROUGH
Y"all would thint that a smart intellegent hounddog like hdg would check on the (SPELLING mistakes ) that his .>old COMPUTER makes</ before he lets it do its posting.,it may be getting time for a update to a smarter one..hdg
hdg gone now
