A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead Bat all work at the same office for a female bat boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette bat, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the ......bat boss does. The brunette bat gets some extra gardening done, the redhead bat goes to a bar, and the blonde bat goes home to find her bat husband having sex with the female bat boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette bat. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde bat. "I almost got caught."
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