We dont' have to worry about Denise swooping down on anyone. Jack has her working so many jobs that she is lucky to get a coffee break and then she has to make her own coffee. I think maybe Jack should start a business training new wives but then that would be work and we know who has to do all the work in Jack's house. Way to go Jack.
Oh wow! Can't you see how scared us batgirls are. You little weasly caveboys don't worry us a bit. We still have you outnumbered by a lot. One day all of us will swoop down on you guys and cover you with guano!
WELL JIMMY, YOU CAN BET THOSE ROTTEN OLE BATS ARE BACK SLEEP HANGIN IN THE CAVE NOW. MAN THAT BAT PULVERIZER REALLY MAKES SHORT WORK OF THOSE PESKY THINGS. LOOKS TO ME, OLE SANTA WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOSE ROTTEN, LOWER THEN SNAKES, DECEIVING, ABNORMAL, PEA BRAINED, OLE BATS IMPERSONATING HIS LITTLE ELFS NEXT YEAR. OLE CAVE BOY AL IS GONNA BE TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS FOR SURE
Dale - I just had a chance to see Orkin Al's patented Bat Pulvlizer at work. I have to say, it was great!!! I am sure he is going to win a Pulitizer Prize or at least Medal of Honor for his work.
Us caveboys are going to change. We are going to devote even more time to the complete eradication of ol' bats. I got a call into Orkin Al and he is going to be cranking up his patented bat pulvilizer again. By next Christmas any of Santa's Elfs that you see are going to be the real thing. We should have known that real Santas Elfs don't hang around on the roofs of caves, eating **** roaches.
Cute - very cute! Maybe the new year will bring change for the poor little caveboys -- who'da thunk a few little bats could bring down them big ole' caveboys? Now we know how to get 'em - promise them big lavish gifts - but not deliver. Them being as dumb as they are I'm sure they'll fall for it every time. We got 'em girls!!! This has been the best Christmas ever!
Hndg - I think it was a conspiracy hatched up by those stinkin' low life ol' bats and Santa's elfs. We shoulda known they can't be trusted. None of them. We just wanted everyone to have a merry Christmas and that is the thanks we get. I say "off with the gloves". No more mister nice guys.
HEY NO AS IN nOne DITTO CONVERTIABLE HERE either Darling batty Denise check your spelling it should of been sneaky kniving BRATTS not bats hdgS feelings are shure HURT he was really LOOKING FOREWARD to that new ride sorry batties but hdg thinks that maby it is getting about CAVE time again hdg
OH JIM, I'M HEADED DOWN TO THE POND. SURE HOPE THEY DIDN'T DO THAT WITH MY CONVERTIBLE. YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD A READ THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS BUMMMMMMER FOR SURE
Darling batty Denise check your spelling it should of been sneaky kniving BRATTS 
not bats 
hdgS feelings are shure HURT 
he was really LOOKING FOREWARD to that new ride 
hdg
