HEY EASY, OLE BAT DENISE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL NEVER, SHE'LL HAVE TO HAVE CAVE BOY JACK HELP HER OUT AGAIN YOU OLE BATS JUST CAN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT US WITTOW CAVE BOYS IT'S A HARD LIFE ONCE YA FLY OUTA THE CAVE
-- Edited by DALE on Tuesday 11th of January 2011 05:37:16 PM
Keep on trying boys. Ya'll remind me of a Timex watch(ya know, just keeps on ticking and ticking). You guys just keep trying and trying. How long is it going to take you guys to admit to defeat?
Hndg - You would think they would learn to admit defeat but then bats don't have de feet they have dem claws where dem feet should be. No wonder they are confused. They are not only out-numbered, they are out-smarted, out witted, and out-an-out confused. Think that comes from years of smelling their own guano.
Jim Dale here is a (BLOND BATTIE) planning revenge on the cave boys an us ,Does it look like we should be worried wonder if they will ever learn that is is a lost cause to even try hdg
now that battie(an Blond) Rosie is calling the ol hdg A(POCKET PUPPY ) an a (BAT PUPPY ) yesterday she was calliing him a full of (B.S. puppy) wonder iffin she even knowes the diffrence poor batty blonds but you still gotta kinda ?/?.>at the same time love/an pitty them for trying .< hdg canno;t imagine how (confusing) all them scrambled thoughts an plans are inbetween them blond ears !! amazing how anything ever gets out poor poor babies hdg
HD - don't try that poor little puppy dog routine with me -- I might be blonde -- but not stupid. You're a cute little bat puppy - too bad you're in the hip pocket of those mean boys!
Just found out that Jack had been putting all his quiet time to good use. While Denise is working her 14 jobs, Jack has been busy putting out Issue Two in his series on "Training Your Ol' Bat.
Do any of Y"al ever sometimes maby possibly get the feeling that ol hdg is full of BULL SHI--T NO not (guano) the real stuff that HEROS are made of I have been accused of that a few times by BATTIE Rosie kinda hurt my ol feelings hdg
Denise Rosie chris fay you the rest of you battygals wanna drop down from the ceiling an play with me an talk about all them ol Bad cave boys an lets talk about all our plans for them an how we are going to kick some cave A__SS Don't you gals just love having a new battie hanging around lovely battieretta
-- Edited by Houndog on Monday 10th of January 2011 12:16:17 AM
Dale - I think we are in luck. Next Saturday is the 3rd Saturday of the year. The only day Jack lets Denise take off. That way we won't have to drink coffee that she made before she went to her morning job, after her third shift job. Denise does make a mean cup of coffee. Just have to watch that she doesn't slip a little guano in it for flavoring.
CAN'T WAIT TIL NEXT SATURDAY, WHEN WE ALL GATHER AT CAVE BOY JACK AND HIS HARD WORKIN OLE BLOND BAT DENISE'S HOUSE I'M GONNA GET ME ONE A THEM THERE DESTRUCTION MANUALS FOR SURE
Shucks, If I were wantin' a job, I would go to Jack. It is easy to see how good he is at keeping you in work. No bats in his belfry, he has them all working 24/7. I heard he even has you scoopin' your own guano into the fireplace to cut down on the heat bills. Also heard he is even putting out an instruction manual detailing how it should be done.
-- Edited by Jim S on Sunday 9th of January 2011 10:28:49 AM
You boys are soooooo funny(not)! You really need to find jobs. You have waaaaay to much time on your hands. We bat cuties will be more than glad to find jobs for ya'll.
WOW, SURE EXPLAINS ALL THE SLIDIN OFF THE ROAD AND ROLL OVERS IN THE MISSOURI STATE THERE'S GETTIN TO BE SO MANY OF THOSE CRAPPIN OLE BATS I'M THINKIN ON CONTACTIN THE DNR AND SEE IF THEY CAN PUT AN OPEN SEASON ON EM IF THIS KEEPS UP, AUTO INSURANCE IS GONNA SKY ROCKET THEM THERE SIGNS WILL SURELY HELP
WE'LL START A FIRE AND SMOKE YOU OLE BATS OUT INTO THE COLD
I'M A THINKIN YA'LL WOULDN'T LAST LONG OUT THERE
YOU OLE BATS JUST CAN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT US WITTOW CAVE BOYS
wonder if they will ever learn that is is a lost cause to even try 
hdg
but you still gotta kinda ?/?.>at the same time love/an pitty them for trying .< 
LOL
WE GET ENOUGH A THAT BAT GUANO OVER THE FORUM
hdg
I'M THINKIN ON CONTACTIN THE DNR AND SEE IF THEY CAN PUT AN OPEN SEASON ON EM
IF THIS KEEPS UP, AUTO INSURANCE IS GONNA SKY ROCKET
THEM THERE SIGNS WILL SURELY HELP
