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DALE
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HEY ROSIE BAT, TRY SWISHIN ONE A THOSE SHAKES YA DRINKwink

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Jim S
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That was the idea behind shishing the sweet tea. As long as she is swishing, she won't have any problems with people not being nice to her. frustrated.gif

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Rosie
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Be nice to sister bat Denise -- what goes around will come around.  Watch out!!!!

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NO WAY WOULD A GLASS A SWEET TEA WORK FOR OUR BLOND OLE BAT DENISE. IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST A GALLON TO KEEP THAT MOUTH SHUTno

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Jim S
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Does Jack have you make sweet tea for him. I know if it gets done at your house, you do the doing and Jack does the instructing. What a man!!!

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Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you're sooooooooo funny.(NOT)!!disbeliefdisbeliefdisbeliefdisbelief

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Jack has some insight to share in proper training of your ol' bat. His latest book contains this useful tidbit for ol' bats to consider.

SWEET TEA
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats
me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just
take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.  Just keep
swishing and swishing until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished
with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


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