I'm sorry but us caveboys have scruples. After being exposed to bat quano ourselves, there is no way we could market it to an unsuspecting world. No amount of money would be worth the havoc it would cause. Homeless children, disfigured wives, and the end to world peace as we know it because other countries would undoubtedly retaliate with a vengenance. Us caveboys are peace-loving creatures and concerned with our environment. That is why we support Orkin Al in all his endeavors.
IT'S A LOT TO DO WITH KEEPING OUR ENVIRONMENT SAFE FOR ME ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE SPREADING ALL THAT BAT GUANO ALL OVER THEM THERE GALS FACES JUST CAN'T BE GOOD
I'LL JUST KEEP WORKIN WITH ORKIN AL AND TRY RID THE COUNTRY OF ALL YOU PESTY OLE BATS
You cave boys think your so smart. Why haven't you marketed your bats guano. This site has enough guano on it according to you caveboys to pay for all the menu testers meals while riding this year.
I'M THINKIN IT DOES A GOOD JOB FILLIN IN THE WRINKLES OUR OLD PASTOR USED TO SAY THESE GALS PUT DIRT ON DIRT, BUT NOW TO FIND OUT IT'S GUANO CRAP ON DIRTOH WELL, I GUESS AN OLE BAT GAL'S GOTTA DO WHAT AN OLE BAT GAL'S GOTTA DO
yeah well I read that they make face make up out of it also. thats one reason I never have used it besides the fact that it feels nasty on your skin. some women trowel it on. I agree YUK!!!!!!!!
Hey Jim Dale does this explain whey the batties may seem a lil more BATTIE at times I went to a Mary Kay party yesterday and the consultant told us that mascara is made out of the excrement of bats. She said all brands other than Mary Kay use bat excrement in the making of their mascaras.
Mar 15, 2006 @ 10:10 am
I went to an Arbonne party last night and the consultant said the same thing about their mascara - that all other brands use bat feces in their formulas - but that they don\'t. I Mar 22, 2006 @ 3:15 pm
My daughter and I just visited Blanchard Springs Caverns in Mountain View AR. At the end of the tour the guide did mention that a major cosmetic company in Switzerland buys their bat guano just for the purpose of making mascara. This is not the first time that I had heard this. YOU Gotta be kinda careful when hugging a battie an not let any of the mascara rub off on you yukky POOOOooooo.hdg
Way back when, folks used to check out batcaves for the amount of nitrate in the soil on the cave bottom. If your footprints leveled out overnight, there was likely enough nitrate to mine, and convert to potassium nitrate, and gunpowder. We likely could never have run King George out of here, without the nitrates we got from batcaves.
Probally not a good thing to be smoking KABOOooooooMM
You gotta watch smoking that stuff Chrissy. You saw what it did to Dale and he was just breathing it. Besides, I would think that it would be kinda hard to keep lit.
It is obvious that the reporter must have been on the front lines of the quano infestation. One of the side-affects of inhaling too much quano odor is slurred speach, lack of common motor skills, and a lowered IQ. That would probably explain why you ol' bats don't have a clue. You have fried your brains breathing your own quano for centuries.
ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE SPREADING ALL THAT BAT GUANO ALL OVER THEM THERE GALS FACES JUST CAN'T BE GOOD
OUR OLD PASTOR USED TO SAY THESE GALS PUT DIRT ON DIRT, BUT NOW TO FIND OUT IT'S GUANO CRAP ON DIRT
OH WELL, I GUESS AN OLE BAT GAL'S GOTTA DO WHAT AN OLE BAT GAL'S GOTTA DO
YOU Gotta be kinda careful when hugging a battie an not let any of the mascara rub off on you 
yukky POOOOooooo.hdg
